How to lose road races.

The current time is 1:17am.
I have to be up in three hours and forty three minutes.
Fuck racing.

Times Eva got wasted:

Perfect.

Riding bikes and listening to metal...

I recomend Carcass(pre 1994), Buried Inside(Chronoclast), Black Ships (Omens).

This weekend has been pretty awesome so far and sometimes I even take a good photo or two.

Its hot outside.

When the weather gets warm in New York City people get cranky.
Receptionists are cranky because its nice out.
Couriers are cranky because its slow, because its nice out.
Hipsters are always cranky.
Shit even John Prolly is cranky (read all about it here).
Poor guy just cant get a break. But as I have told Dwain many times... Life is hard.

In other news Eva is in New Jersey and could not for the life of her pick up her phone so I could tell her about something that only she would be able appreciate.

Summer '09

I really wish that I could stream Hot 97 online. Does anyone else even listen to the radio? I guiltily enjoy listening but I guess it goes without saying that most music on Hot 97 is garbage anyway.

It was 80 degrees today. For this, I am thankful. Unfortunately the enjoyable weather has all sort of unfortunate consequences (rampant bike theft, more wasted jerks out late at night, etc.), but it's so worth it.

Tupac has no style.

Rest Days...

are the best days.

Unless your watching the Giro on TV in witch case all you get is a two hour long block of highlights from yesterdays stage with more commercials thrown in.

As a courier there are two types of rest days. Voluntary and involuntary. The first are generally weekends and days you take off to do things other then deal with other peoples shit all day. The second are sick days and days when there is simply no work. Today was one of those days.

This is how you make Napalm. Simply get some gasoline pour it in a bucket and add styrofoam. Keep adding and mixing until whatever it is your mixing starts to coagulate into a white viscous globule. Have fun.

Fail

The camping trip definitely didn't go as planned.

Back to the grind.

I hate roadies

We have been having California weather here in NYC witch probably means that as soon as Eva gets back from California it will rain for a week straight.

I was going to rant about roadies but i changed my mind. It would just frustrate me more.

Ok back to watching the Giro.

I hate my job

I've been having more fun than usual. Once this summer gets around to starting, I hope I make some real regrettable decisions. The camping trip this weekend better set things off.

Wondering

Why isn't it nice out yet?