Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Empire cast sighting!


"Is it love?"

The Weekend

This is what Dwain looks like when he's blogging:


This is what Dwain looks like the rest of the time:

Saturday, July 4, 2009

This is the day we celebrate our independance...

This is the day we celebrate our independence, by showing our dependence on alcohol, fireworks, and meat products. America is beautiful. For breakfast I had a double cheeseburger, french fries, and a chocolate milk shake. I plan on eating at least 6 more beef patties today. If I eat any less I'll feel like I'm not being a very good American.

I cut all my hair off and shaved my beard. The beard was just too much to deal with in the heat of the outdoors. I guess I'm not a very good outdoors man if I can't handle having a beard.

On another note, I've recently gotten into facebook. It's much more addictive than myspace. It's as if myspace is cocaine, and facebook is pure china white.

Charlie is going to have to get a brother soon, maybe a sister.

LATERS!

Bitchpaw Personified

I just helped buzz Dwain's hair, which is awesome, because I have been waiting for him to decide it was time for a haircut for a few weeks now. Dan's fucking next.

In other news, this video is fucking awesome:

Karl Poynter rollback - brighton ain't ready from Czerwin on Vimeo.

Also, I finally got surgery on my wrist. After five months of bullshit and physical therapy, my orthopedic surgeon decided it might be time to get serious. My bitch cartilage was torn up, so they trimmed the shredded part off. I'm healin'. The only bummer is the scars won't be so cool and I can't ride my bike. I gotta get serious about makin' Dan tune-up the tandem so my menz can take me out on it.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

How to lose road races.

The current time is 1:17am.
I have to be up in three hours and forty three minutes.
Fuck racing.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Riding bikes and listening to metal...




I recomend Carcass(pre 1994), Buried Inside(Chronoclast), Black Ships (Omens).

This weekend has been pretty awesome so far and sometimes I even take a good photo or two.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Its hot outside.

When the weather gets warm in New York City people get cranky.
Receptionists are cranky because its nice out.
Couriers are cranky because its slow, because its nice out.
Hipsters are always cranky.
Shit even John Prolly is cranky (read all about it here).
Poor guy just cant get a break. But as I have told Dwain many times... Life is hard.

In other news Eva is in New Jersey and could not for the life of her pick up her phone so I could tell her about something that only she would be able appreciate.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Summer '09

I really wish that I could stream Hot 97 online. Does anyone else even listen to the radio? I guiltily enjoy listening but I guess it goes without saying that most music on Hot 97 is garbage anyway.

It was 80 degrees today. For this, I am thankful. Unfortunately the enjoyable weather has all sort of unfortunate consequences (rampant bike theft, more wasted jerks out late at night, etc.), but it's so worth it.

Tupac has no style.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Rest Days...

are the best days.

Unless your watching the Giro on TV in witch case all you get is a two hour long block of highlights from yesterdays stage with more commercials thrown in.

As a courier there are two types of rest days. Voluntary and involuntary. The first are generally weekends and days you take off to do things other then deal with other peoples shit all day. The second are sick days and days when there is simply no work. Today was one of those days.

This is how you make Napalm. Simply get some gasoline pour it in a bucket and add styrofoam. Keep adding and mixing until whatever it is your mixing starts to coagulate into a white viscous globule. Have fun.