This is the day we celebrate our independence, by showing our dependence on alcohol, fireworks, and meat products. America is beautiful. For breakfast I had a double cheeseburger, french fries, and a chocolate milk shake. I plan on eating at least 6 more beef patties today. If I eat any less I'll feel like I'm not being a very good American.
I cut all my hair off and shaved my beard. The beard was just too much to deal with in the heat of the outdoors. I guess I'm not a very good outdoors man if I can't handle having a beard.
On another note, I've recently gotten into facebook. It's much more addictive than myspace. It's as if myspace is cocaine, and facebook is pure china white.
Charlie is going to have to get a brother soon, maybe a sister.